MB is well & truly done with the trip home photos after this one. He is, at this stage, suffering fatigue from posting up the awesome photos from the recent trip home. Ryan Air have had to order more planes, such has been the orgasmic reaction to MB’s awesome photos, with tens of thousands of non-HXers booking flights to HX this coming summer. HX International Airport is sure going to be one busy place real soon. Locals are already extending the runway to accommodate all the private helicopters that will soon be flying in. “Are you stupid MB? Helicopters land vertically”. Ok. Lear Jets. 767s. A380s. What the hell ever.
So expect the flight-booking frenzy to get even frenzier after this post. “Is ‘frenzier’ a word MB?” Of course it is you morons. If MB users a word it gains immediate acceptance by the Oxford English Dictionary. Almost half the damn dictionary at this stage is made up of MB-words. Another 25% come from James Joyce and the other 25% comes from the first utterances of English-monkey-humans a few thousand years back, right up to the present-day utterances of other English-human-primate types. And that’s about it as far as the make-up of the damn dictionary is concerned.
Anyway, MB’s Trip Home is going out in a blaze of photo glory. MB is giving HX followers a ‘Deadly Dozen’ to wrap it all up. (“Lovely expression MB”). Expect to be totally flabbergasted by the complete and utterly awesomeness of the compositions and light and magical photo……..er…….er……thingy stuff. “What’s ‘thingy stuff’ MB?”. Stop asking stupid questions for God sake, and just take some time to feast your eyes on some pure photo gold.
And wear shades.